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Thanks for checking out this stupid fucking website. I have only two things to say to you.
One: I fucking suck at coding. If there are bugs, message me on Twitter, and I probably won't fix them.
But I might. There's always a chance.
Two: Thank you to all the people who had the pleasure of watching while I wasted the little time I have making this dumbass website. A few of them helped out with question suggestions and testing too! What a bunch of Generous Benefactors!
Also, I lied: I have three things to say to you. The third is that you should follow me on Twitter, because unlike the other Purity Tests, I ain't trying to shill some crypto or shove 13 ads down your throat. I would like more than 20 followers, I mean I literally post SAVANTLIKE deltaslop and reply to people I don't like with pictures of Walter White trying to kill himself or something like that. Anyway, this is probably wayyyyy too much of a shill. Oh well. I tried.
Below is a list of things I stole to make my website a little gooder.
Created with Bootstrap 5 & Parcel.
Pride Flag emojis via twemoji-flags. Modified by me.
Emojis via this twemoji fork.
"alfy h." gif from Adolf Hitler vs My Dad.
"I can't say this" image from Wacky Game Jokez, 4 Kidz!
eventual twink credit here
8-bit Operator © 2009–2014 Grand Chaos Productions.
Modified by Haley Wakamatsu (a.k.a. UkiyoMoji / theFIZZYnator).
Spritesheet by Leafia_Barrett.
OMORI GAME 2 © OMOCAT, LLC.
OMORI is © OMOCAT, LLC and is the intellectual property of its creator.
Monster Friend 2 © Haley Wakamatsu (a.k.a. UkiyoMoji / theFIZZYnator).
Coolvetica Regular © 1999–2024 Typodermic Fonts Inc.
Designed by Raymond Larabie.
UNDERTALE / DELTARUNE and assets © Toby Fox. Unofficial font derivatives by fans.
Have you ever thought about how the word "woke" means literally nothing now?
Like, it was originally a word from African American Vernacular English, and it meant that one was "awake" or "alert" to social injustices, especially racial inequality.
At some point along the line, it became more of a reference to all progressive social issues: gender, race, LGBTQ+, etc.
Then, some greasy fucking media outlets turned it into a slur that got used so fucking much it now wraps around itself 18 times and folds into irony that's ironic about the irony itself but too ironic to be funny, but maybe if it was a little more ironic,
it would be funny, if you get my drift.
So, that was my goal. It's a little more ironic, hopefully a bit more funny.
Y'know, It would have been more accurate to call it the "Are You Queer And Terminally Online Purity Test",
but that didn't have the same ring to it.
Ok bye.